The PS Vita ad that never was

If only this ad were real, the PS Vita just might not be struggling. I mean what better way to grab a person’s attention than some Total Recall-esque multi-boobage? I for one  thoroughly enjoyed this ad. Don’t judge me. Check it out:

Directly or indirectly, sex sells. Imagine if Sony’s marketing team had the balls to use this advert. The inevitable controversy surrounding the image would’ve gotten a lot more people talking about the PS Vita, which is actually a pretty quality handheld that people sleep on. Hell, I may have purchased one a helluva lot sooner than I did (even though the rear touchpad setup this ad is based off sucks for the most part, but I digress). Ok not really, but still…